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Friday, 3 October 2014

Review #792: 'Evilspeak' (1981)

With the emergence of everyday computers during the 1980's, came the natural fear of just what they were capable of. Evilspeak may not contain the most ridiculous use of blending technology with the supernatural ever committed to film, but it does demonstrate a fundamental lack of understanding of how they actually work. Apparently, you can key in a question or a Latin sentence, and you will receive an answer or interpretation. Of course, with Google now the most omniscient tool since the Almighty himself, computers are now capable of doing just that. In Evilspeak, it is used in an attempt to summon Satan, but how exactly is unclear.

Social outcast Stanley Coopersmith (Clint Howard) is a young cadet at an American military academy, where his chubby appearance, lack of football (soccer) skills, and general idiotic behaviour make him the subject of bullying. Whilst cleaning the church cellar, he comes across the diary of Father Esteban (Richard Moll), a Spanish Satanist who existed during the Dark Ages and who is glimpsed in the opening scenes sacrificing a woman. Using his trusty computer, Stanley interprets the diary and discovers that it contains a recipe to perform a Black Mass - a black magic ritual he plans on using against his classmates.

Similar in subject matter to Brian De Palma's Carrie (1976), Evilspeak fails to engage as De Palma's iconic horror did due to bad writing and a lack of any engaging back-story. Howard is impressive as Stanley, playing the bumbling goon well enough to get him on our side, but for the most part, the film aimlessly and bloodlessly ambles on, occasionally throwing in random supernatural events such as deadly pigs attacking a naked secretary in the shower (naturally). When the climax comes, it is a satisfyingly bizarre collection of blood and guts that cemented it's classification as a 'video nasty', and the effects aren't bad at all. However, this comes too late and Evilspeak never manages to become anything other than an occasionally amusing oddity with an amiable performance from it's lead.


Directed by: Eric Weston
Starring: Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong, Joe Cortese, Claude Earl Jones
Country: USA

Rating: **

Tom Gillespie



Evilspeak (1981) on IMDb


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